nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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notsorryforfeminism:

whitegirlsaintshit:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

the-pietriarchy:

burn tumblr to the ground, it’s the only way

whit girls are fucking weird

demons.

This is disgusting.

breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

emzbratz:

To any followers that I haven’t greeted yet:

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radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

theghostoflove
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